Getting past the intro sequence: Adventure on the high seas!! Sail into the unknown! Chart every island! Fight incredible monsters!! Find your calling!!! Fuck yeah!!!!
Getting to the midway point: A once beautiful kingdom lay in ruin because your ancestors weren’t strong enough to protect it. It now falls upon you to breathe life back into this world and restore it to its former glory, to succeed where your forebears failed. Good luck.
Beating the game: Let go. It’s over. Hyrule is gone. The mistakes of the past cannot be undone, but the future, however bleak it may seem, can still be salvaged. This world is yours now.
Starting new game plus: These pajamas let me understand the ancient tongues.
I’m gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don’t remember or have never heard of some of these.
A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there’s some strong examples of dark and/or “lolz teh random” humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.
i would (easily) argue dungeon meshi is the best manga of the 10s-20s, if not like, top 3 ever. every single thing it’s doing on every single level is light years beyond these other schmucks, name any aspect and i could tell you how extra good it is. and the anime adaptation is beyond faithful, it’s bursting with love for the series, boosting it in so many ways for the animated medium. if you want to be different on purpose, like everybody does about literally everything these days, you can enjoy that and throw a fit. but i strongly recommend watching the show, becoming obsessed, then reading the manga. it’s good.
I read somewhere, and believe it, that inkjet printers work on the modified Gillette razor principal: sell the initial product cheap and profit by selling the always-needed refill that keeps it working.
Except that - and here’s where “modified” comes in - while safety razors will take any blade of the correct shape, printers can be DRM-chipped (looking at you, HP) to ignore anything but the manufacturer’s own refills. Those can then be priced as that manufacturer pleases, and discount sources can do only so much to ease the sting.
They can also be chipped to stop working when one colour runs low, no matter the state of the others. (Looking at you again, HP). This can be annoying enough with individual colour cartridges; it’s bloody infuriating if the four colours are in a single unit that has to be replaced en bloc before the damned thing starts working again.
We had one of those (guess what brand) and it didn’t take much simple arithmetic to realise that it would take very few refills before we reached the price of a more expensive but much better device.
So we sold the HP and got a Brother mono laser 3-function for heavy work, and a cheap-ish Canon colour inkjet 3-function for everything else.
*****
Best move ever.
It cost about €130 more than a printer-only inkjet, was bought in April 2018, is only on its second toner cartridge (generic, not branded), works reliably on the house network and so can print from any device from PC to phone.
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For colour work @dduane has that non-network Canon, which continues to print well when required - cross fingers, spin three times and spit to foil the gremlins - probably because its 4 x individual-colour (we made sure of that) cartridge consumption is more balanced by doing only colour printing rather than heavy black-only use for docs.
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The Brother we got was DCP-L2530DW…
…which may be available at discount since it’s been discontinued and replaced by DCP-L2660DW…
…though IMO this other current model, DCP-L2620DW…
…is better for home use.
The specs suggest it’s a more direct replacement for our device, and that flat top is far less intrusive than the angled feed hopper (which also prevents use as, inevitably, a part-time shelf).
DD’s Canon is Pixma MG2550S…
…and AFAIK is still current.
This info is provided for reference; we’re not shilling for Brother or Canon, just passing on satisfied-customer opinions, so all of the above is IMO and YMMV
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